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Then Demotivational Poster


DEMISE OF MUSIC -


TAGS: grammies then and now
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:34 am
That's the daughter of a price... The "Fresh Price", Will Smith.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:33 am
You mean only on person pictured above didn't have talent, and all those below are considered "Talent"!
twill1962 - January 10, 2013, 10:36 am
Everyone in the top picture was famous for their songs. In the lower picture, they're famous for being famous. 5L.
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:38 am
Top pic, everyone but Yoko has talent and she is married to Lennon, lower pic is talent free.
Airman - December 9, 2011, 6:43 pm
good point
realogic - December 9, 2011, 6:35 pm
The big difference tho is that between '39 and '75 they didn't have a drunken whore like snookey, a metrosexual at best Justine beaver, and w/e the hell that other girl is.
Airman - December 9, 2011, 1:02 pm
You are correct. My parents did not embrace the British Invasion.. they still listened to Perry Como, Frank, and Big Band. I listen to way more new stuff than they ever did..
CloudchaserS - December 8, 2011, 11:57 pm
Here's my question. Back in '75, did people who remembered music popular in '39 look at what was popular in '75 and wonder what happened?
Greeny - December 8, 2011, 6:40 pm
It's happening everyw here


YOUR CIRCLE -




WHATS FUNNIER THEN A DEAD BABY NAILED TO A BOARD? -


TAGS: whats funnier then a dead baby nailed to a board
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Solgard

tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:13 pm
seriously... who allowed this one to be posted????
HowardG - August 25, 2009, 1:00 am
I would postconsume it if it were an orphan


REDHEADS - Reject not your redheadedness, for to do so shall lead you to utter ruin.


TAGS: lindsay lohan then and now blonde hair red hair
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 5:24 pm
More 1L targeting, Tokin? Time to grab your ankles, punk.
TokinFire - July 11, 2010, 3:37 pm
How could you have not liked Avatar AG? It was in real 3D!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:30 am
Bombers? Who? Tokin? I know, right?
Cloudchaser - July 11, 2010, 11:25 am
Damn 1L bombers :-P I totally agreed with this because I :heart: redheads!


THEN AND NOW -


TAGS: calendar then now ant hill
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

tlwestrope - July 20, 2011, 6:54 pm
And Little Johnny gets busted by the EPA because the ants are on the endangered species list.
taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 4:22 pm
He can work for the Terrorist Support Agency (TSA) and cop a feel, though. Sad to think things are this whacked.
rerun - July 18, 2011, 5:10 pm

Boy, this sure is the truth


CHANGE FOR THE GREENER -


TAGS: july calendar then now usmc
Rating: 3.94/5

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pcat - July 26, 2011, 3:54 pm
#5 is horribly wrong...all you get is PT shorts and skivvy shirts...oh yah and their called go fasters not shoes.....F'N boot
Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:26 pm
At least number 6 hasn't changed...


AUTHENTICITY -




OBAMANOMICS -


TAGS: if political then try to make it funny
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Sean

WTFO - March 8, 2009, 11:24 pm
I don't fault an equal opportunity political satirist. Don't worry about sounding arrogant. I've given enough indications that you can presume to know my opinions on what's funny or not.
Sean - March 8, 2009, 7:14 pm
p.s.: change "knew" to "thought" -- otherwise I sound like an arrogant prick. Bye.
Sean - March 8, 2009, 7:11 pm
Thanks. Knew you'd like it ... however, just to be humorously by-partisan (or just an all-round unfunny asshole) I did another one of this pic. Bye.
WTFO - March 8, 2009, 7:05 pm
Excellent, Sean. 5 over-taxed lions.


DYSFUNCTION -


TAGS: the circle won t be broken because then its just an arc
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

rerun - December 14, 2010, 7:33 pm

that guy resembles my avatar....but I don't remember them.
DanteMars - December 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
5L's, lol isnt that TOC in the center? Looks like a younger family foto...
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 8:08 pm
So Simple, Yet So Awesome. 5l


LIFES JOURNEY -


TAGS: ships that pass in the night and speak in passing only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness so on the ocean of life we pass and speak only a look and a voice then darkness again and a silence
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by rerun

GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:43 am
WOW!²
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:50 am
WOW!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:40 pm
Rerun, you've outdone yourself.


ALWAYS REMEMBER -


TAGS: hun rules pillage then burn
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:45 pm
Who say Hagar the Horrible has all the answers...or that dreadful Conan O'brien.
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:43 pm
An important lesson for young barbarians everywhere. 5/5


BAREFOOT IN ATHENS -


TAGS: athens
Rating: 4.83/5

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Jennifer Rush -




WEIRD PEOPLE - Take pictures like this.


TAGS: and then they post a witty caption under it i lose
Rating: 2.67/5

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Krissie - May 13, 2010, 8:26 pm
what the bloody hell....? Looks like a smurf nightmare...


KILL TWO CATS - because you too can own this look of satisfaction!


TAGS: cat death dead kill cats murder awesome smiley jim ced jeremy cedric skankerboy jimmynothendrix
Rating: 2.15/5

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Torkil The Destroyer - May 8, 2009, 11:04 am
DAMM! HE BE HAVIN BOTH ONE OF DOZE HATZ AND A TIEZ!


Decisions -


TAGS: then than grammer
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 8, 2015, 9:54 pm

'Eaten' could refer to a sex act, so uh... maybe either could work?


BEFORE JOE CAMEL -




WINTER -


TAGS: unless you live in arizona then its summer talking poor rerun the shining iceman
Rating: 4.61/5

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ICEMAN - March 11, 2011, 11:15 pm
Thanks dude.
Greeny - March 11, 2011, 11:12 pm
very nice!


ENEMIES - will stab you in the front. Friends will stab you in the back. Lovers stab you in the heart. This one will stab you in the face.




GET ALONG BESSIE -


TAGS: and they walked 5 miles up hill both ways to school back then
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - November 18, 2009, 11:53 pm
Thanks guys
ronsart - November 18, 2009, 9:24 pm
5L!!!! perfect!


ABSTINENCE -


TAGS: life time human nature joke then now family future
Rating: 3.18/5

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lolman - August 17, 2009, 1:46 am
she was on TV the other night and showed her stomach... i threw up in my mouth .. alot.
MO - August 2, 2009, 10:48 am
Vagina! It may not be a clown car, but in this family....it's a semi-automatic!


PICKING UP YOUR DATE - THEN - PICKING UP YOUR DATE - NOW Last text girl! I can see you in the damn window so get your ass out here!




NO CLASS - What? Next you're going to try and tell me McDonalds doesn't serve 100% beef either!




SURVIVAL -


TAGS: scared poop then fight
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:03 am
And don't think I won't do it. 5L
GaryO - August 22, 2013, 10:43 pm
5hytcheah


SCREWING UP -


TAGS: if you don t learn from my mistakes then i am afraid no one will
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Sean

lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:31 pm
Great Sean. 5 beautiful sunsets
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 6:12 pm
Wonderful, 5Ls.
Sho - March 11, 2010, 2:06 pm
Woot, Sean is back ^^
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 10:52 pm
It doesn't happen often enough anymore.
MrRandom - March 10, 2010, 10:49 pm
Its a good night when I come online and Sean has made another poster. Another 5er.


HORSING AROUND - It was a good time until Rover tried stealing some of Ed's sugar cubes.




PLEASE JOIN ME -


TAGS: then and now
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Airman

Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 2:05 am
I need therapy now.
pieman - May 13, 2010, 11:27 am
We gather here today to witness the death of young men's fantasies. 5 reverent pauses.


HUMAN NATURE -


TAGS: but then again whats so wrong with hate hammy
Rating: 4.47/5

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Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 6:47 am
what do you mean ?
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:16 pm
The all too common response to fear.


IN THE BEGINNING... - There was nothing... then it exploded!


TAGS: there was nothing then it exploded
Rating: 3.86/5

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Sean - January 14, 2011, 12:30 pm
More importantly than all of that ... this poster is not original.
brianjayy - January 14, 2011, 5:59 am
Scientists do not maintain that there was 'nothing'...what was there was very, very, VERY compacted, in an area smaller than a quark...the key to answering the question "OK...where did THAT come from??" is to simply have the brains to say "I don't know".
rerun - May 11, 2010, 7:25 pm

I swear, the snake talked.
Zed - May 11, 2010, 10:49 am
I'm not an Atheist, but the Big Bang still makes more sense than the fairy-tale about the invisible Jewish sky-daddy, a dirt-man, a rib-woman, a magic tree and a talking snake...
Zealot - May 11, 2010, 9:42 am
nicely put
pieman - May 11, 2010, 9:23 am
Nice. 5 faithful atheists.
Viper - May 11, 2010, 7:46 am
...de de deeeeeee
Ed-Hyde - May 11, 2010, 6:53 am
Yea . . . sure.
forseti - May 11, 2010, 5:28 am
That's not my problem. Please explain where this NOTHING came from! *aaaaaargh*


FULL MOON FEVER - Nothing will get me barking and howling faster.


TAGS: then they pea on me in the bath tub yeah
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Derek - June 22, 2010, 5:43 pm
Culos? Culos!!! Oh dear, he's fainted.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:10 pm
BTW "pea on you" and you criticize me? Maybe next time they might carrot on you or potato all over your chest! Better yet maybe they will just beet you.
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 2:09 pm
No fukcnig way tashrehap if you cna't sepll GFTO!!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:06 pm
I made a spelling error not a grammatical error. I also have a disclaimer for spelling/grammar errors on the forum right now. Pretty sure the Regs can forgive me.
GreyScorpion - June 22, 2010, 1:59 pm
the grammar police hand out a double value ticket to deadraisin for misspelling our title.
deadraisin - June 22, 2010, 1:56 pm
Grammer police calling Trash heap gets a ticket and a big Durrrrrr.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 12:29 pm
Deadraisin could learn a lot from the quality over quantity principle. When 1 out of 10 posters if funny... ONLY MAKE THAT 1!!!!!!!!!!!


BUSTED -


TAGS: if you have to explain then no you cant explain
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 1, 2009, 7:36 pm
Ha Ha! Spacedog.
spacedog - September 1, 2009, 10:33 am
Doh! There goes my boundaries poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 1, 2009, 10:27 am
Good rule of thumb. If the pic has a cat with a cute or startled look, Sean has probably used it. also, anything with dangling testicles.
spacedog - September 1, 2009, 10:18 am
Damn, how did I miss this one? Didn't know you had used it first Sean, but props to you.
Sean - August 20, 2009, 6:37 pm
BUSTED is coming for you, spacedog!


GOING GREEK! - Used to have a different meaning. Now it means getting bent over by Goldman Sachs.




SAFETY -


TAGS: bison now not then
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Jmac0585 - July 16, 2009, 9:31 pm
Unfortunately you must have fallen victim to my principle. That is unfortunate, as this is top shelf.
Jmac0585 - July 16, 2009, 9:30 pm
I agree with AG, fine holiday fun!
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 7:30 pm
Guns a-blazin'
Haarakkon - July 16, 2009, 7:14 pm
Thanks, Agd. I got out of the penalty box this morning.
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 7:03 pm
Haar... you're on a tear lately!!! Send my regards to the MB upload/download gatekeeper.... when they set you free once a month, you KILL!


PUNK -




WHY - Hang on a bridge and make a whole scene While you can stab yourself at home With a butter knife?


TAGS: drama attention suicide kicthen knife
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Sho

Greeny - October 5, 2011, 9:14 pm
The perfect line for the negotiator!
mariand - October 5, 2011, 9:42 am
it doesn't look very sharp... rather used for torture...


NOT FADE AWAY -




SO - When you get rejected, don't take it as an insult to your sense of humor, Just be funnier damnit!


TAGS: take a minute clear your head and think of what would make you laugh then change it
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 10:40 am
Ahhhhrrrrrrrgghhllllgg....thanks, that seems to have do it...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:17 am
Try Salt
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 10:14 am
@ iconoclast: Some would be amusing to see just to laugh at the fail...I do let some of those through...but one I saw yesterday still haunts me, eye bleach did not work.
[email protected] - March 30, 2010, 10:43 pm
Must noy anger the MODERATORS!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 8:55 pm
Here's one I rejected today: BOAH T-T-T-T-Tits! was the title and caption. It was a picture of some retards on chatroulette.
Iconoclast - March 30, 2010, 8:53 pm
Good poster. It would be interesting, however, to be able to see (occasionally) rejected posters, just so we could learn what triggers the trash disposal button.
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 8:16 pm
Excellent. 5Ls.
Airman - March 30, 2010, 7:14 pm
5 shot down lions
R.S.Jake - March 30, 2010, 6:49 pm
Thanks... (oh and the actual posters in the trash heap *snicker* are meant to be the "gems" in case you were wondering...)
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
Haha, I suck.
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
YAY R.S.Jake! 5L tears of joy.
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 6:01 pm
This should have been rejected for "Not funny enough". ROR! j/k, nice way to bitch about the job Jake, i mean ummmmm... 5L


THE FUTURE - All Hail our Robot Overlords!


TAGS: then and now assignment
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Hremsfeld - March 6, 2010, 6:20 pm
I, for one, welcome them.


LEGACY -


TAGS: learn from the levels above you and then well have waffles
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 12:18 am
LOL!
thatonechick - January 11, 2010, 12:11 am
LoL @ the Geek to Geek dating ad that popped up for me on this poster. Oh, and 5L for the poster itself.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 11:33 pm
By the way, Aggy, am I supposed to do some kind of equation to figure out what 5/7 means? lol
Anonymous2 - January 10, 2010, 11:32 pm
Waffles... that's a 5L line right there.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:12 pm
Love it!!! 5/7
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 9:47 pm
Moral decay the fun way! 5/5


THANK GOD! - Ever try wearing a coat made out of LIVE mink? Those little guys will f*ck you up!


TAGS: november challenge then there was the time i tried on a live baby seal
Rating: 3.91/5

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Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 7:07 pm
Beautiful as always LD. Kanye put her up to this, didn't he?


THE POPE CARD -


TAGS: pokemon day they say this cat pope is a bad mother shut your mouth im talkin bout the pope then we can dig it
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

sickartist - January 3, 2010, 6:35 pm
Who's the cat that won't cop out When there's danger all about? I sear I punched 5L but it only shows 4


HEIL -


TAGS: if you do not know your history then you are bound to repeat it
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 7:02 am
or a nice string bikini. Others just think they died off due to lack of interest...hello, Dr. Obvious, you home.
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 6:59 am
A little explanation for you youngsters; The Shaker religion did not believe in sexuality, or naughty things that mommy and daddy do. So they just died off, some think from lack of procreation. Me, I just don't think they appreciated a good set of boobies
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 6:48 am
Those in the know got this and thanks to you for the comments. Cubby, French Resistance...I would rather think of him as a Freedom Fighter, cause you know what they say about the French...
spacedog - February 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
Nice work BTW, Bone.
spacedog - February 26, 2010, 8:25 pm
So Cubby is the French Resistance fighter for NSFW then?
Bartimaeus - February 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
There is nothing in that comment I don't agree with. 5/5
MO - February 26, 2010, 8:19 pm
BOO Google Nazis!! Hooray Bone!!! Hooray Beer!! And Boobies!!


IDOLS -


TAGS: then there is the whole portability thing
Rating: 3.64/5

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The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:47 pm
She's beautiful but looks like jailbait!


PUNK ROCK - "And I swear that I don't have a gun No I don't have a gun" - Kurt Cobain


TAGS: then how did you shoot yourself
Rating: 3.6/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 5:59 pm
You're GS's sister?......That explains a lot.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Wait...You were in My bedroom?!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 9:22 am
No... What I told you was "I found Nirvana in your sisters bedroom, she does some crazy shit with hand lotion"....you must have blocked some of it out....jk.
GreyScorpion - May 21, 2010, 9:15 am
you told me Nirvana was your favorite hand lotion
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 9:14 am
I...I....I just.......Nirvana was punk?....I just......1L
TheTrashHeap - May 21, 2010, 8:36 am
Myself and most others who put effort and consideration into every poster we make, That's who cares forseti. Quality over quantity. If you think half assed posters are the way to go, just keep on like you have been. The rest of us will strive for quality.
TheTrashHeap - May 21, 2010, 8:30 am
Myself and most others who put effort and consideration into every poster we make, That's who cares forseti. Quality over quantity. If you think half assed posters are the way to go, just keep on like you have been. The rest of us will strive for quality.
forseti - May 21, 2010, 4:29 am
i like the pic. who cares if it fit's perfectly to today's topic?!? 5 L
TheTrashHeap - May 21, 2010, 1:02 am
You figured wrong. Punck rockers kill themselves with drugs, not guns.
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 12:58 am
There was the classic mistake. You were thinking. Grunge Rules.
pzykosiz - May 20, 2010, 11:41 pm
i figured it was close enough for today's topic.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 10:50 pm
They were "grunge" which is a musical movement I do fondly love to listen to.
TheTrashHeap - May 20, 2010, 10:43 pm
In no way was Nirvana "PUNK Rock". In no way is Punk dead.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:32 pm
He killed himself.
Dirtball - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm
He Killed Punk Rock
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:31 pm
Hahaha! Ohh Kurt!


TELL-ALL BOOKS - Every celebrity has a nightmare. Richard Gere, meet yours!


TAGS: then he left me some sunflower seed on the nightstand
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

MO - December 16, 2009, 12:22 pm
And keeping with the rodent theme, I'm partial to this one as well. Give it some more lovin' people!!!
DrEvo82 - August 13, 2009, 7:46 am
HA! That's a good one!
agdaniele - August 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Is this your "kiss" poster?


PARTY RULE #1 -




THEN AND NOW - THEN - We saw ALL of Power Girl NOW - This is the best you can hope for.




HATERS -


TAGS: august challenge if you dont believe then lay off ffs
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 10:57 pm
Excellent!!!
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 11:07 am
lol
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 10:29 am
Kathy Griffin quote from last New Year's...she was broadcasting out of Times Square with some other guy.
Fatt Matt - August 14, 2009, 10:20 am
Is that from Mr. Show?
Ed-Hyde - August 14, 2009, 10:17 am
Thanks a lot! I just spewed coffee through my nose! 5 of Daniel's lions


LOLCATS -




MISREADING THE SIGNS -


TAGS: so you two wanna be alone then damn sigh
Rating: 2.94/5

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Sean - October 13, 2009, 5:39 pm
Reply to what, rerun?
rerun - October 13, 2009, 5:34 pm

I think I have waited long enough for Sean to reply.
Sean - April 12, 2009, 6:27 pm
to be continued .... By that I mean that when I find the right pic, I'll point out the exceptional perils that accompany being wrong about something being an orgy. And once again, I truly apologise to all the members of my wife's Christian book club.
BoneCD - April 12, 2009, 3:28 pm
Eggs, Diner then CANDY!!!!
BoneCD - April 12, 2009, 3:26 pm
Well you know everything happens in 3's
Cubbybear - April 12, 2009, 3:14 pm
Does this mean i'm not getting candy this Easter?
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:48 pm
Maybe.... I mean, I've heard.... well, I still can't go to back to Texas, come to think of it. Still, they were sharing a drink in a jacuzi... who'd fault me for that?
BoneCD - April 12, 2009, 1:47 pm
Well Sean...it's the old ASSUME lesson (but that's an other Poster for you to do)...When you ASSUME you make an ASS out of U and ME. So always step up and ask.
Sean - April 12, 2009, 1:45 pm
And do you know what it costs these days to get not one, but two restraining orders lifted?
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:43 pm
The hardest lessons are learned through experience.... few ever heed advice that was obtained at a cost.
Sean - April 12, 2009, 1:42 pm
It figures! I try to offer a little helpful advice to you people, based on recent experience, and it's simply ignored. Fine ... learn the hard way.


PETROGLYPHS - Ancient doodles meant to confuse Or cave men trying to amuse.




WHAT TO SAY AFTER SEX - Call my agent and book season 5. I am still trying to find "Love"




FEMALE WRESTLERS - The mask doesn't hide the fact this questionable lady has no rack.




CATCH AND RELEASE - The Dutch Navy is doing it W R O N G !


TAGS: somali pirates captured then released by dutch navy
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Cubbybear - April 22, 2009, 7:13 pm
Look how they handled the Natalie Holloway case


THE - the new then




Future Shock -


TAGS: then and now
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 26, 2014, 9:17 am
An bein’ a sucker for saddle shoes, went to confessional ever Wednesday (leg hump day). The end. (woof)
steve1961 - January 26, 2014, 1:11 am
...and dog grew up to be GaryO...


Mind Malfunction -


TAGS: coca cola then now prices wtf
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2014, 4:34 pm
Dude! Totally hated it when they hid/got rid of the cent symbol when they did away with typewriters. I remember when it shared a key with the fractions. I think it was the fractions.
GaryO - May 24, 2014, 10:15 am
and the ¢ sign was seen everywhere. Now, quickly, look for it on your keyboard...heh heh
GaryO - May 24, 2014, 10:14 am
Born in ’49. The short, thick, sea green coke bottles were around quite a long time. The chest type pop machines, just as long. In the early 50s, a nickel and dime bought a lot...a lot.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2014, 2:43 am
Really? Dare I ask .... how old?
GaryO - May 23, 2014, 9:31 pm
…..and, yeah, it was really really good. Gawd I’m an ol’ fart.
GaryO - May 23, 2014, 9:30 pm
Cynic, I do remember the 3rd from the left. Yes, it was glass, yes it was 5¢, don’t know what was in it. Sometimes there was a 2 for 5¢ special if you were good enough to pull 2 out of the steel rack at precisely the same time.


There's Funny....... -


TAGS: then there s moti nasal funny
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - January 14, 2014, 9:16 am
Thanks, cynic. Yeah, we do seem to do our share of reverse snorting here.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 13, 2014, 4:49 pm
Meanwhile, in my home, another mouthful of orange juice bites the dust. Hahahahaha! Great one, Gary!
GaryO - January 12, 2014, 8:56 pm
Thank ya, Miss P.
MissPriss - January 12, 2014, 12:22 pm
Takes a spachial breed of folk to truly appreciate the motifunny experience. If ya didn't 5L this poster...ya ain't one of them.
maoworks2 - January 12, 2014, 9:51 am
Too Much Soda Pop Ah.


PROGRESS -


TAGS: then some damn fool invents the wheel
Rating: 4.81/5

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Silverheart - July 29, 2015, 11:39 am

Billy turned the dial on his short wave radio, he wanted to talk to the people, he wanted his own show! Vastly underrated album! Radio K.A.O.S.


FEAR -




NOT PROUD OF IT -




YOUR OPINION - Is about as useful as a suggestion box at Tiananmen Square.




THE ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT - Moses says Motifake at work Naughty Fake at home.


TAGS: and then he rested with some manna in a tent
Rating: 4.19/5

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forseti - May 20, 2010, 5:54 pm
LOL
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 3:19 pm
Hey! A commandment I can agree with!


NOTHING WRONG WITH CHILLIN -




SHAKING AND SLURRED - Agdaniele disappeared from Motifake one day. We all knew that he had gone to a better place.


TAGS: guinness throw a few kegs over the wall now and then buddy
Rating: 3.53/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:04 pm
See I predicted it months ago! Now we know were you really were!
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:12 am
Destroy all those who are yourself! Do it! It's not a request. Filthy slimy little youselfs.
LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 9:35 am
Can he look for Bunny while he's there? She's still MIA...
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:19 pm
good I can stop now.
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:18 pm
[email protected] E
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:16 pm
AgdanielE went out and bought a grappling hook and a map of Dublin today.
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 12:03 am
(sorry about the puddle)


THEN AND NOW - Back In The Day: Oh sweetie that's wonderful! Today: OMG! Did you use protection?


TAGS: first kiss then now
Rating: 3.4/5

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MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 9:33 pm
Ba ha ha
fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:31 pm
but Mom... we didn't monkey around


DENYING DENIAL -


TAGS: so it works then eh
Rating: 3.38/5

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agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 8:06 pm
Beautiful!


WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT? - I mean, come on! It's almost as if you guys had never seen a naked yellow chick with blue hair before. Geez! Get a grip!


TAGS: first marge simpson then jessica rabbit and before you know it power girl is playmate of the year
Rating: 3.35/5

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DrEvo82 - October 12, 2009, 2:26 pm
Does the carpet match the drapes?
ANON - October 12, 2009, 1:48 pm
Well then become available to us guys again Naru...and we wont have to get excited about this!


FINAL THOUGHTS - She said "Pamplona is a beautiful city, famous for their wine." Also famous for the running of the bulls. Then my head was trampled like a grape.




SON OF A SINGLE MOM -


TAGS: then one day dad was gone
Rating: 2.94/5

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Sean - July 17, 2009, 11:58 pm
That tears it! Yer just mocking us Canucks now because you know you can. OK, sure, we pronuce it like how you spelled it, but we spell it the same. Honest.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 10:25 pm
Balleh?
Sean - July 17, 2009, 10:24 pm
*Canadian (gasp!!!)
Sean - July 17, 2009, 10:23 pm
No. It's NOT a Candian thing. Sheesh. And thanks hat ... I mean aggy. and yer the best RON, but don't hang out with riff-raff, yer above them. Always remember that.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 10:14 pm
How about my mocking admiration for sharing?
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 10:14 pm
I'm mystified. Is this a Canadian thing?
RON - July 17, 2009, 10:12 pm
just my pity...lol still a great poster...as all yours are! 5+
Sean - July 17, 2009, 10:08 pm
Please. Somebody out there tell me that they share my pain. Please.


COMPLIMENTS -


TAGS: and then my alarm clock went off dammit
Rating: 2.93/5

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BriaHere - June 18, 2009, 6:40 pm
SURPRISE! Butt Secks..


SUFFRAGE -


TAGS: then when my wife votes for the wrong candidate
Rating: 2.72/5

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Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 12:01 am
Life+20, no parole. Apparently. Thanks, though. I'm having a regular 1.8 lion day.
Sean - June 13, 2009, 11:52 pm
Hilarious take. Very well done. Good luck in prism ... how long ya in for?
Suffragette - June 13, 2009, 11:26 pm
I bet if voting was verbal the term "suffrage" would still be an unresolved issue. Thank God for quiet polling booths.


SWIMMING POOLS - A lot of fun until someone sits on the drain.




moti christmas -


TAGS: heathens
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 25, 2016, 2:40 pm
WOOOOO!! Let the festivities commence :D
Silverheart - December 25, 2016, 2:20 pm

Got enough mead for 2? I'd like to join you in your festivities! Amon Amarth could make a decent holiday soundtrack, ne?
Reality Lord - December 25, 2016, 9:31 am

carry on :)
JesusWept - December 25, 2016, 9:08 am
Does this mean that I can drink mead, dress in wolf-skin and sacrifice people to Odin? XD
Reality Lord - December 25, 2016, 8:28 am

FALALALALA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAA to all


Rulebook -


TAGS: so thats five points then
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 7, 2016, 11:39 am
UP for the challenge?


Eat Meat ? -


TAGS: then know what is plated
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 5, 2014, 11:54 am
Yep. Also the most valuable chemical in our bodies. Last check, $104.00 per ounce. Mizz, it is 1:am in my time zone... well into the brandy hours.
mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 11:44 am
Bananas are a good source of potassium---I LUV bananas! I like them nice and ripe and firm. LOL! If you just choked on your coffee, laughing Edge, I have succeeded!
mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 11:38 am
Absolutely farging useless! Probably won't even make good fertilizer with my daily caffine and nicotine intake! LOL!
Thedge - December 5, 2014, 8:46 am
Ashes to be scattered in the China Sea and Elk River, TN. So... about 106 dollars worth of minerals? That is, unless I really increase the number of bananas I eat.
ipaprime - December 5, 2014, 8:31 am
everything dies the question is, How useful will you be when your dead?
Thedge - December 5, 2014, 2:05 am
Slaughterhouse comment, not quality of life, was my reference point.
mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 2:01 am
I need to watch my spelling tonight! LOL! Its baaaaad!
mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 1:59 am
BLM land. The slaughter house is just that. The place where they slaughter the cattle. They aren't raised there. There are exceptions, but if you're in The States? Enjoy your steak and tell the troublemakers to bugger off! I live in cattle country. Enjoy!
mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 1:48 am
I'm not sure where you're at Edge, but most beef in The States is raised west of the Mississippi River, where their rased 'free range'. The cattle are allowed to roam on large tracts of land that are either privately owned, or they have permits to use ...


Every single time! -


TAGS: bathroom first empty then full
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2015, 6:35 pm
I've learned to just let it all out, regardless of how many people enter. Otherwise several of these incidents will build up and cause unnecessary stress on the bowels, including cramping.
mizzdizz - August 19, 2015, 6:01 pm
ESPCIALLY when you gotta faaarrrrt SOOOoooo baaaaaad!!! Every time!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!


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